Really, Life, Really?

questionall:

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

This is very true.

People in 2000: Y2K is going to kill us all!
in 2001: Anthrax is going to kill us all!
in 2002: West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!
in 2003: Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!
in 2004: SARS is going to kill us all!
in 2005: Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2006: E. Coli is going to kill us all!
in 2007: Vaccines are going to kill us all
in 2008: The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!
in 2009: Swine Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2010: BP Oil is going to kill us all!
in 2011: Obamacare is going to kill us all!
In 2012: The end of the world is going to kill us all!
In 2013: North Korea is going to kill us all!
In 2014: Ebola is going to kill us all!
Me: Eh, it will work out
I'm more afraid of the police tbh.
gay-of-demonic-charm:

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 


Oh, what a great surprise for mobile users

gay-of-demonic-charm:

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

Oh, what a great surprise for mobile users

jtotheizzoe:


The environmental impact of oysters, in one photo
The water in both tanks came from the same source. The one on the right has bivalves. Not only do oysters naturally filter the waters in which they live, they can even protect humans from destructive hurricanes. For more, read about New York’s efforts to bring back oyster populations in the once-toxic Hudson River.
Delicious AND helpful. Who knew?
(photo via Steve Vilnit on Twitter)

jtotheizzoe:

The environmental impact of oysters, in one photo

The water in both tanks came from the same source. The one on the right has bivalves. Not only do oysters naturally filter the waters in which they live, they can even protect humans from destructive hurricanes. For more, read about New York’s efforts to bring back oyster populations in the once-toxic Hudson River.

Delicious AND helpful. Who knew?

(photo via Steve Vilnit on Twitter)

haethel:

Journalists vs Scientists: summarised by an animated GIF
by Achintya

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

image

jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

 - wait for it
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theloppyone:

was getting real sick of seeing the same blonde, blue eyed and purple vested Cecil on my dash so i drew something to break it up a little -_-

theloppyone:

was getting real sick of seeing the same blonde, blue eyed and purple vested Cecil on my dash so i drew something to break it up a little -_-

ghostofscrooge:

#BlackLivesMatter

ghostofscrooge:

#BlackLivesMatter

Words are so heavy.
The Book Thief, page 526  (via hislovelysummergirl)